December 2011
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me: I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
parents: you're taking up sailing now?
me: john and sherlock are gay
parents: what
me: what
Mom: I don't know why you're so excited about Sherlock coming back...it's just a show
Me: Imagine, if you will, that your husband--who you are in love with--left two years ago. And is coming home tomorrow.
Mom: I'm going to ignore that you're comparing a show to my 25 years of marriage.
It's new year's eve
Better write some fucking resolutions
In 2012 I will
Try not to tamper with my younger brother’s fragile innocence any further
Be super fucking polite to everyone I meet
loljk obligatory Book of Mormon reference I’m still going to be a little shit every once in a while
Post some half-decent fanfiction
Stop procrastinating so much I’ll save that for the next year
Maybe possibly exercise...
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HAAAAAAATLOCK
pennandemrys:
we need to chat for the sherlock premier <33333
I thought we we’re chatting the day after? Not that we can’t do both~
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Sherlock fandom to their sanity tomorrow,
televisionismypatronus:
As 2011 draws to a close,
mintysushii:
merlin-in-the-tavern:
merliknights:
baby-hunter:
shockblanketsarecool:
I’d like to thank each and every one of you for making tumblr such an awesome part of my life. I can’t imagine it any differently.
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Sherlock Season 2.
dependingontheweather:
The last 18 months: COME QUICKER! JAM IT! I can’t wait any longer. It actually HURTS how much I want season 2 NOW. January 1st WHY YOU SO FAR AWAY?
Now: FUCK I’M NOT READY.
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There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...
somekindofcontraption:
badwolflaurel:
scars-kept-secret:
i-am-glen-coco:
pineappledean:
ladydynamitez:
10knotes:
why does this have less than 50,000 notes?
Why does this have less than 9,000,000 notes? Tumblr isn’t for hating.
To the above comment.
I leave so much anon love. You don’t even know.
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THEN I WILL BURN THE HEART OUT OF YOU: We have... →
theshiningones:
theshiningones:
sscheibe:
http://twloha2498.tumblr.com/
Message her! Do something! She can be saved!
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
COME ON THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE OUT THERE TOO!
go send her a nice message PLEASE save more than one person tonight
please…
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sanadoubleu started following you
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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“It was my first time in elaborate drag. Two guys pressed in on my ribs and then...”
– Stephen Colbert (on dressing up for Wigfield)
So I have a few new followers I haven't properly...
staysandstories:
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shakedown-1979:
when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
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Next thing you know we're going to be forced to...
interestingchoiceofwords:
Read More
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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mycroftlongingaftercakes:
Reasons I started watching Supernatural:
so I can understand the fanfics
superwholock
“No wonder some women are unconsciously passive aggressive when expressing anger,...”
– Why Women Aren’t Crazy (via lagrandefille)
I hate when people claim that women are crazy or complicated or don’t know what they want because fuck you. When a woman is vocal about her opinions, desires, feelings, you call her a bitch or crazy or hysterical. Women have been taught that the only way...
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Just finished watching The Blind Banker with my...
Me: You know mum, I think I might be getting tired of Sherlock...
Mum: Really?! *hopeful glance*
Me: LOL JK NO LETS WATCH IT AGAIN
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Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.
A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you.
Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don't like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination.
[Transcript] Drunk Person: "tortyly drunk riht now. straight men everwhere."
Erykah: "Oh, thank God! I finally made contact! Listen, I need your help, but you're in great danger."
DP: "ni**a say wat?"
E: "Listen, my name's the Doctor. I'm a time traveler, or I was. I'm stuck in 1969 with my friend and I need your help to get my spaceship back."
DP: "u hav a spceshit?"
E: "Yes. It's a big blue box that says 'Police Call Box' on it."
DP: "dat doesnt sound liek a spceshp. gay."
E: "Hey! Don't diss the TARDIS!"
DP: "tarsiddd???"
E: "No. TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. You see, I'm a Time Lord from ANOTHER planet called Gallifrey."
DP: "y u not there now?"
E: "Well...A long time ago, there was a war and all my people died except for me. I'm the last Time Lord. So I travel through time and space lending a hand wherever I can."
DP: "woahhhh. thats relly sad."
E: "Yes, it is. But now is no time to cry. You're in a lot of danger and you need to help me."
DP: "waot. how r u in 1996?"
E: "I'm in 1969. And it's really complicated."
DP: "oh."
E: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."
DP: "im cofussed."
E: "Well, try and keep up! Never mind the wibbly stuff. All that matters is that they've taken it! The angels have the phone box."
DP: "wut angels?"
E: "Have you ever seen like a statue of an angel? At a church or a cemetary or something?"
DP: "ya."
E: "Well, they're not angels. They're creatures from another worlds. Aliens like me, except they're very, very bad."
DP: "dat maeks sense. they alwys creepeed me out. i thought theyre jus statues tho."
E: "Good eye, you've got. But they're not. They're only statues when you're looking directly at them. Once you look away, they become deadly."
DP: "whaaa?"
E: "Listen, Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can! Notice how they always look like they're crying in the cemetaries? They're always covering their eyes?"
DP: "dats nuts! ya, ive seen dat."
E: "There's a reason for that. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
DP: "but wut can i do? tis was all thrustted uopn me!"
E: "The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!"
DP: "ahhhhhh!!! im scrrd! idk wut 2 do! im srsly gon hav a pnic attck."
E: I'm afraid I can't help you any further. I'm stuck in 1969, but I think you're clever enough to think of something. FIND THE BLUE BOX AND GET IT BACK TO ME! The angels have it and you NEED to find it or it's all going to be over."
DP: "dont go doctr! help me!11211!!"
E: "They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!"
DP: "ik! angels hng out in gravyards rite? ill check thar 1st."
E: "Wherever you feel the need to look. I have no idea because I'm trapped 42 years in the past. Wherever you do go, just remember DON'T BLINK."
DP: "omfg. holy shit. i'll find teh box and teh angels and ill text u wen i find it. goodbi doctr. uve liked changgged me life."
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